Below is a letter I found from my Great Aunt Geraldine to her former best friend/current husband’s ex-wife, June. For context, Geraldine looks something like this: I don’t really know how else to preface this, so here. Have a go at it: Dearest June, Hank did it again– he wet the bed. God I hate … More A Letter From My Great Aunt Geraldine
We all know it did. Try your best no to stay angry about it. … More Angry At 2016? Here’s What You Should Do ‘Bout That:
My mama always told me that good always wins in the end. Last night, as I see it, good didn’t win.
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Here’s what I think of cancer: It’s bullshit … More Pink B.S.
Here’s my dilemma: I am constantly anxious. Why? Well maybe it’s work. Maybe it’s me “live at a moderate speed-die whenever” attitude. Maybe it’s the unfairness of life. Maybe it’s my addiction to anxiety. Maybe it’s none of the above, but let me spell it out for you. The other day, the worst thing ever … More Who Even Asked You?
Let’s start this blog off on a positive note: WE ALL DIE.I ain’t even 25 yet and I have already had 15 mid-life crisis-esque stress attacks. … More TIME: Where the hell does it go?
I think we live in a culture that is terrified of making decisions. Maybe this is because we are afraid that we might accidentally decide to buy two vape pens instead of adidas at the mall. Maybe it’s just because we don’t want to miss out. Maybe we just don’t know how. … More How To: Make A Fricken’ Decision
I was sitting there, minding my own business, being a good Modern Day Christian — AKA trolling the Homosexual reddit community by pretending to be Barbara Streisand in and AMA and telling them they are going to Hell — When out of the corner of my eye, I see a shadow move. … More SATAN IS HERE I JUST SAW HIM
Hey Y’all, Sorry for not posting for a bit, I was on vacation. Not that you really cared all that much, I bet you all needed a vacation from me just as I needed a vacation from reality. When I was on my vacation, I needed a vacation from my vacation. And now that I’m … More Life Vacation
Don’t blame society, you are society. Let’s start with that simple truth. … More Don’t Blame Society, You Are Society